Wording on Front: Happy 40th Birthday! After a night of excess, how long will it take you to recover?! Inside Verse: Here's to fun times anyway! Happy Birthday.
This classic 40th birthday funny plays on the fact that turning forty makes you old but still young!! Inside Message: ...and young enough to show 'them how it should be done! Happy birthday. Envelope...
Wording on Front: On your 40th. A little bird told me how old you are...Inside Verse: So I shot the little b**ger before the news got any further! Happy Birthday!