Wording on Front: Dad which real ale drinker are you? The sipper, the slurper, the swigger, the guzzler, the gasper, the nurser...
Inside Verse: DOr the one-too-manyer! Wishing you one 'ale'...
Wording on Front: Happy Father's Day to a Dad who is not too old to ROCK OUT at the odd festival or two! Inside Verse: Your crowdsurfing days might well be behind you though! Ooh, me back's...
Wording on Front: As it's Father's Day why not sit down, relax and have a good read... Inside Verse: ...just remember that other people need to use the toilet too! Finish: Varnished, Cut...